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this_shits_shitOct. 14th, 2010 04:59 pm

For old time's sake...

BIG FUCKING ARSE CUNT.

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this_shits_shitJun. 22nd, 2008 08:51 pm

My oven is a
FUCKING SHITBAG!

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slickdickNov. 7th, 2007 10:27 am

Plato is a fucking shit head.

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tvismyboyfriendAug. 4th, 2007 05:06 pm some of my favorite swearin'

Look lady, I don't come down to where you work and slap the dick outta yer mouth...

Just eat the fuckin' thing.

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admiral_tJul. 25th, 2007 12:51 am Swearing fridge of bum pooness

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cherry_pizzaJul. 24th, 2007 09:15 pm

FUCK OFF, YOU CUNT OF A FLU

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this_shits_shitJul. 23rd, 2007 07:25 pm

Well holy fucking shit and similar greetings, my fellow profanity-loving grannyshaggers! Lately I've been using a Blurty account, having grown bored of my bastard of a journal, and it seems in my absence, I've somewhat neglected this pissing community and all the other rimjobs that use it.

My question today as follows: what was the first swear word you ever learned, who told you it, and how old were you?

I'm finding it difficult to recall, as I was told other terms that some people consider swearing (such as 'dickhead' and 'bloody hell') beforehand. I'm guessing it would have been 'fuck', and I was about 7. The person who told me it was this twat called Richard I used to kick around with.

Current Music: Leonard 'miserable cunt' Cohen - Dance Me To The End Of Love

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madam_squeezeJul. 14th, 2007 03:03 pm Cussword combos.

Well I'll be a nun-buggering shitemonkey! I never suspected such a delightful array of babyfisting colon-candy existed on l-j! But I digress. One of my favourite passtimes is combining two or more swear- and non-swear words into exciting new forms of profanity. It's both a science and an art: cussword combos are re-combined, re-arranged, tweaked, and perfected, in an endless quest for the ultimate super-swear; a compound of curses so powerful, it will cause a mass excretion of amusing bodily solids and fluids from all those who hear it.
Alas, I have yet to find such a term, but perhaps you have.
So tell me, gentle reader: What is your favourite swear-word combination?

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creamsickleskyJun. 13th, 2007 07:27 pm every swearword under the sun in this video DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA!




It's from the show Curb Your Enthusiasm btw :D

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admiral_tJun. 5th, 2007 01:35 pm


Fuckaduck

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