|this_shits_shit||Oct. 14th, 2010 04:59 pm|
For old time's sake...Leave a comment
BIG FUCKING ARSE CUNT.
|this_shits_shit||Jun. 22nd, 2008 08:51 pm|
My oven is a1 comment - Leave a comment
|slickdick||Nov. 7th, 2007 10:27 am|
Plato is a fucking shit head.1 comment - Leave a comment
|tvismyboyfriend||Aug. 4th, 2007 05:06 pm some of my favorite swearin'|
Look lady, I don't come down to where you work and slap the dick outta yer mouth...8 comments - Leave a comment
Just eat the fuckin' thing.
|cherry_pizza||Jul. 24th, 2007 09:15 pm|
FUCK OFF, YOU CUNT OF A FLU1 comment - Leave a comment
|this_shits_shit||Jul. 23rd, 2007 07:25 pm|
Well holy fucking shit and similar greetings, my fellow profanity-loving grannyshaggers! Lately I've been using a Blurty account, having grown bored of my bastard of a journal, and it seems in my absence, I've somewhat neglected this pissing community and all the other rimjobs that use it.
My question today as follows: what was the first swear word you ever learned, who told you it, and how old were you?
I'm finding it difficult to recall, as I was told other terms that some people consider swearing (such as 'dickhead' and 'bloody hell') beforehand. I'm guessing it would have been 'fuck', and I was about 7. The person who told me it was this twat called Richard I used to kick around with.
Current Music: Leonard 'miserable cunt' Cohen - Dance Me To The End Of Love1 comment - Leave a comment
|madam_squeeze||Jul. 14th, 2007 03:03 pm Cussword combos.|
Well I'll be a nun-buggering shitemonkey! I never suspected such a delightful array of babyfisting colon-candy existed on l-j! But I digress. One of my favourite passtimes is combining two or more swear- and non-swear words into exciting new forms of profanity. It's both a science and an art: cussword combos are re-combined, re-arranged, tweaked, and perfected, in an endless quest for the ultimate super-swear; a compound of curses so powerful, it will cause a mass excretion of amusing bodily solids and fluids from all those who hear it.
Alas, I have yet to find such a term, but perhaps you have.
So tell me, gentle reader: What is your favourite swear-word combination?
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|admiral_t||Jun. 5th, 2007 01:35 pm|
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