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madam_squeezeJul. 14th, 2007 03:03 pm Cussword combos.

Well I'll be a nun-buggering shitemonkey! I never suspected such a delightful array of babyfisting colon-candy existed on l-j! But I digress. One of my favourite passtimes is combining two or more swear- and non-swear words into exciting new forms of profanity. It's both a science and an art: cussword combos are re-combined, re-arranged, tweaked, and perfected, in an endless quest for the ultimate super-swear; a compound of curses so powerful, it will cause a mass excretion of amusing bodily solids and fluids from all those who hear it.
Alas, I have yet to find such a term, but perhaps you have.
So tell me, gentle reader: What is your favourite swear-word combination?

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Date:July 15th, 2007 12:28 am (UTC)
what sort of fuckgiraffe pussylock makes shit-flypaper words like those cuntyclouds?
Date:July 15th, 2007 04:18 am (UTC)
Poonburgers to you, my mulletfucker.
Date:July 23rd, 2007 06:25 pm (UTC)
Good fucking question, not sure I have a favourite. I'm a fan of original adjectives placed before the curse word, such as 'terrible cunt', 'dangerous bastard' or 'happy motherfucker'.
Date:September 29th, 2007 10:42 pm (UTC)


I fucking love to cuss too and to combine and make new godfuckingdamn words. JesusFuckingChrist MotherfuckingChrist FuckingwhoreMary
Cunt eating fucking Christ Cocksucking Whore Mary MotherfuckingJesus
Tongue fucking son of a whore bitch Cum eating bitch slut whore Mary

Enough for now....